Steve Moseley, call me Moseley, I'm 21, and English (and for those that are from the UK, I'm from Yorkshire). If someone was to ask me what my favourite type of art is, and then what my favourite form of entertainment is, I'd give them the same answer; film...which is also my obsession. I'm under no allusions that not many people will want to follow my bullshit on here, there will be no rhyme, no reason. On this blog you won't find anything of real significance, but to quote Jesse Eisenberg in Zombieland, 'Enjoy the little things'. This is what this blog is for.

 

I don’t like John Cena, but Jesustittyfuckingchrist, when it comes to top notch main event matches, he can deliver just as much as my boy CM Punk. That was off the chain, and if anyone complains about the outcome, you’re not a real wrestling fan.

Fucking, PILEDRIVER….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The brawling ability of Stone Cold, the technical ability of Bret Hart, the ring psychology of Jake Roberts, the show-stealing capability of Shawn Michaels, the match pacing of The Undertaker, the martial arts dexterity of Kenta, the inner daredevil of Mick Foley, that born-to-be a-douchebag-heel talent of Ric Flair, the flawless timing of Ricky Steamboat, and the mic skill, relevance, acumen, improvisational ability, star power, overall perfection and more simply and most importantly, the essentialness, of CM PUNK!

The brawling ability of Stone Cold, the technical ability of Bret Hart, the ring psychology of Jake Roberts, the show-stealing capability of Shawn Michaels, the match pacing of The Undertaker, the martial arts dexterity of Kenta, the inner daredevil of Mick Foley, that born-to-be a-douchebag-heel talent of Ric Flair, the flawless timing of Ricky Steamboat, and the mic skill, relevance, acumen, improvisational ability, star power, overall perfection and more simply and most importantly, the essentialness, of CM PUNK!

Took me about four seconds to realise. Best thing I’ve seen all day.

Took me about four seconds to realise. Best thing I’ve seen all day.